Asphalt Earth Party

Leader: EdmundJesterberry [Asphalt Earth] !!Uy1L6hKB8nQ

Color: Blue Have you noticed that asphalt gets hot in the sun? We have. That's why we're going to coat the Earth in asphalt, so we can collect as much energy from the sun as possible. It's common sense policies like this that make us the party of the people.

With warm asphalt encasing the Earth, you'll never have to wear shoes again. Or swim.

Policies:

 * Coating the Earth in asphalt, to collect heat and rid ourselves of the need to wear shoes: we will begin by burying the weebs.
 * Encouraging the adoption of a more balanced diet consisting mainly of asphalt
 * Burying the Caliphate in asphalt
 * Burying Nigel's wall in asphalt
 * Sundry asphalt policies